RealUni started as a group of four students in Summer 2002. As part of a top secret multi juris-dic-tional federal task force, we prefer to hide behind our alternative persona's of 80's detectives...
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John-Boy Walton - Pete - Imperial College
A leading surgeon and detective whose keen to forget his tap dancing past. Also part-time singer of annoyingly catchy tunes.
Usually assisted by son Barry and the guy out of Happy Days, this time he's gone it alone to expose the truth about University. Magic.
Mr Shattock- Pete 2 - Falmouth College of Arts
Fickle Eddie Shoestring likes nothing more than a girls night out.
Often to be found languishing in the late 70s to early 80s, charming Eddie can melt the stoniest of hearts with his wonderful moustache, rugged good looks and utterly rancid guffing.
Mr Lizard- Nick - Plymouth University
Watch out for this one, he’s got a face shaped like Jersey and a penchant for solving crime on some island. Has also been known to hang around middle England in Midsummer.
Cant really put my finger on what he did for the site, suffice to say that he did do something.
The Boy Wazzoo - Andy - Imperial College
The newest aquisiton to the team; the man in the dirrdy mac is a specialist in the art of silly crime solving and web programming.
This dubious alliance has lead to a massive string of utterly sycophantic fan sites about the man, whose ego is only tarnished by the faint smell of fag ash.
The Others - Deep Undercover at Different Universities across the UK
These people have been really helpful and deserve many great things, though because we is poor students the only thanks they get is their name on this page.
Alison - Imperial College London
Rachel - Imperial College London
Kevin - Leeds University
Steven - Abersythwyth University
Ruth - Plymouth University
Vicky - Warwick University
Jon - Exeter University
Abi - Swansea University
Kate - Kent at Canterbury
This month we have been mostly...
1) Sitting in the Library revising
2) Not going out because we have been revising
3) Not being in the sun because we've been revising.
Last week we had been mostly...
1) Watching Pete edge closer to a nervous breakdown as he trys to complete his masters project on time
2) Listening to Aphex Twin
3) Watching Ruth England on Wish You Were Here.
Before that we was...
1) Watching frikkin Austin Powers
2) Planning to take over the world with our big "laser"
3) Listening to Rage Against the Machine "Renegades" at excessive volume
4) Playing on-line scaletrix, 'cos the helicopter game is too hard...
Until that week we had been mostly...
1) Playing Street Fighter II Turbo on Natty's old SNES
2) Not working in Uni 'cos everyone's playing the helicopter game
3) Watching Die Hard III on DVD cos Samuel L Jackson is wicked
Thank you's - Mainly from Pete
Pete - Err....
